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Twas the 16th of January that they were born, and since grown in to the Balloon babies we know.... ...And fear... The Creator did not know what perils they would create when breathing life into these small creatures, infact... their narrow mind giggled as the miss-shaped balloons took on the form of small embryos. Little did the world know that this small embryo like critter would become the root of all evil and a threat to mankind. The first signs that a new life had been formed was the appearance of a small round circle on the surface of each of the "embryo's" We later discovered that this was the ever watching eye of THE BALLOON BABY! Then came the mouth... letting out a scream so shrill that we could not bear it, and were forced to tranquilize them using a mind anesthetic known to us as Bacardi and coke! But the mysteriously egg shaped creatures awoke soon after letting out the same cruel noise. We knew not how to end our suffering.... The screams.... The terror in those beady eyes.... Thus we were forced to come at them with immense force and specialist weaponry only available to those who want to survive.......THE PINNNNNNNN!!!!!! One balloon baby went down..... We are not yet sure why but there was silence..... Maybe the others were frightened, we will never know. The balloon babies were silent for a good long time afterwards, though we do not yet trust this alien being... and we warn that should anyone else encounter this terrible yet marvelous situation, do not contact us, we are on the brink of insanity from the screams and not yet sure how we would react! Remember.... Be Armed! Be Ready! Balloon Babies... They Will Rule The World.... Be Warned!
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